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Dateline: Unearthed Last Saturday 01/04/2006 by the Internatioal Preservations Geographica or the IPG Association as some have referred to this most wonderous organization.
IPI Press Release.......
Scientists are now on the scene and hoping to identify what has come to be thought among the intelligent community as the authentic body of Jesus Christ, most geologists have already concluded their find as that of Jesus Christ of Nazareth born to the Mother Mary.
Once thought among all, especially the followers of Jesus, that is the Christians as they are called as an impossible artifact as they assumed he "arose" into heaven in a cloud as is recorded in their Bible that is in the "New Testament" in the book of Acts 1:9. According to the leader of the Holy Church United, a non-denominational group, the Reverend Milton Bishop, stated that this find would have little to no effect on the church at large as they are more a belief in community than a "religious" group adding that religion has "gone by the wayside quite a few years ago. He further stated that with the understanding that the bible or the King James Version had contained so many errors that it was easy to understand how some would misinterpret the ascension of the Son of God and miss the knowledge that he came to die. With the revelation of the "Judas Papers", geologists felt it was only a matter of time until they would find the tomb of the Christ since it was a donation by a rich man to whom the Son was laid to rest. The Vatican has long understood and had many manuscripts until now unveiled that the "disciples" of Christ had taken the body and hid it from the Roman Government and the followers of the Christ in fear of the destruction by Rome and the idol worship of many of that day and that time. Sam Goldman stated that in the "find" they had also discovered the plaque issued by Pilate as that of the title placed on the cross which in essence read,"INRI" or the King of the Jews. The Muslim community have laid claim that they have known a long time also that the discovery would be found. The Vatican called for a unity among believers that they should be one in understanding and to revere the essence of the brotherhood of believers. Among those to whom questions were posed was the Pastor Mark Field and in his statement exclaimed the church does not walk by sight but by faith. Perhaps he is correct or maybe, just maybe he should re-examine his own thoughts and beliefs after all seeing as it is said, is believing!
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